Short Stories
- “Would You Rather” – SWINK Magazine
http://www.swinkmag.com/index.php?page=home&artID=255 - “Publish This Or I’ll Fucking Kill You” – Revolver Magazine
http://www.around-around.com/publish-ill-fucking-kill/ - “How To Write Poetry” – Yankee Pot Roast
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2007/08/how_to_write_po_1.html - “The Tree Poachers” – Fiction Weekly
http://www.fictionweekly.com/52-stories/the-tree-poachers-by-james-zerndt/ - “Bungee Jump” – Smokelong Quarterly
http://www.smokelong.com/flash/3496.asp - “The Last President” – Smokelong Quarterly
http://www.smokelong.com/flash/jameszerndt39.asp - “Why I’m an Editor and You Still Live with Your Mom” – Opium Magazine
http://web.archive.org/web/20061021005216/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=371 - “Bullhead” – Gray’s Sporting Journal
Poetry
- “Did You Paint That?” – Opium Magazine
http://web.archive.org/web/20070212224329/http://www.opiummagazine.com/entry.asp?PageID=178 - “Two Figures of Speech Walk Into a Bar” and “First Poetry Reading” – Per Contra
http://www.percontra.net/archive/14lvzandt.htm - “She’s a Real Pistil” and “Still Life with Jacket” – Sow’s Ear Poetry Review
- “Apology” and “Nana” – The Oregonian Newspaper
- “I Just Wish You’d Get A Job In A Factory” – Nerve Cowboy
- “How To Raise An American Artist” – Slipstream Magazine
- “Floyd’s Coffee” – Edgar Literary Review